global warming.
i sort of have this life that i wouldn't mind living, and i would like to do that where it snows in the winter and is warm in the summer, as i am used to. i wouldn't mind putting off the apocalypse until my uber-grandchildren are dead. thank you.
so please, put your aerosol hairspray away, trade your SUV for a nice little eurpoean hybrid, and send your toxic waste to the sun. it will know what to do.